That could be the only logical reason that someone tried to perform an exorcism on the 2 by 4s at a Pennsylvania Home Depot.
So, apparently this is a thing:
Saguaros, an enduring symbol of the Southwest, can grow to more than 40 feet tall, weigh up to a ton and live 200 years.
You can hear the thieves making off with their ill-gotten gain in the night. They’re the ones going, “Owowowowow!!!”