That could be the only logical reason that someone tried to perform an exorcism on the 2 by 4s at a Pennsylvania Home Depot.
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Giuliani needs a new gig.
Rudy Giuliani, a lawyer for former President Trump, is suspended from law practice in New York state.
On the bright side, this will give him more time to hawk Just for Men hair dye.
Nailed It!
I helped my son move this weekend. After it was over, I did the online check-in for a returned U-haul truck. The last requirement is to send U-haul a picture of the truck to show I had left it off at the right place.

Good thing I bought the extra insurance.
Mark Your Calendar! And Your Boss’s Calendar, too!
Thursday, September 19, 2019 is this year’s annual National Hug Your Boss Day.
Friday, September 20, is National Awkward Meeting With Human Resources Day.
A Charity Just Rented Out Trump’s Childhood Home For Refugees
Ha. Hah hah. BWAAAAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAHHHHHHHH! OH… Oh, my God… Whew. Sorry…
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Why Can’t I Write Headlines Like This?
Auto Complete is Weird
I typed, “I’m feeling,” and my phone suggested ”pretty.”
Nice to know it encourages self esteem.
Here’s What I Don’t Understand About February 15th
So Candy is half price… Stuffed Animals are half price…
Diamonds, not so much…
For Trump, Cuba Has Two Options
Since President Elect Trump has threatened to blow up thawing US Cuba relations, there are two options for preventing that. Cuba can:
- Enact significant human rights reforms leading to an open, multi-party democracy
- Open a Trump Resort and Casino in Havana
A Trump Slogan the GOP Will Love
The Boston Globe put out a story of how disorganized the Trump Campaign is.
In the middle of a workday this week, Trump’s state headquarters was locked, windows covered in paper, and displayed a note for visitors to call a phone number for access. By the door, there were about a half-dozen large blank posters, with this message clothes-pinned to the boards: “For the Donald Trump campaign. He’s embarrassing, but he’s ours.”