Roy Moore Thinks Evolution is Fake

This is no surprise.

“There is no such thing as evolution,” he recently told a Washington Post reporter. “That we came from a snake? No, I don’t believe that.”

If Moore gets elected (for Pete’s sake, it’s Alabama) science class will go like this:

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You have two choices on how to survive Planet X ‘when Nibiru wipes out Earth this Saturday’

I’d go with option one.

UPDATE: No Change — still no problem.

UPDATE 2: Sorry — false alarm.

“The world is not ending, but the world as we know it is ending,” he told The Washington Post. “A major part of the world will not be the same the beginning of October.”

So if you have bills due next week, plan on paying them. You no longer have hookers and blow money.

UPDATE 3: This just gets better and better

Looking for Decent People with Democratic Senators (Help, Please)

Daily Kos wants you to sign a petition to your Democratic Senator(s), asking them to vote against the bill that would block refugees of ISIS fighting from resettling in the U S.

I live in Nebraska, so I have no Senators who will listen. But you can find the petition here.

The Obvious Reason Why All These Rockers Are Passing Away

Let’s look at the deaths from 28 December until 18 January:

Lemmy Kilmister, Motorhead, Bass and Vocals
David Bowie, Solo Artist, Keyboards and Vocals
Glen Frey, Eagles, Guitar and Vocals
Dale Griffin, Mott the Hoople, Drums
Mic Gillette, Tower of Power, Horns

Isn’t it obvious? God has a new girlfriend that sings!!!