Here’s One Thing That Would’ve Made Trump’s Presser Worse

So, this happened…

If Trump assumes all blacks know each other, he could have asked Ms.Ryan to get him an autographed picture of Lebron James.

Laura Ingraham Was Slow on Bending Her Elbow

If you’ve seen pictures of Laura Ingraham apparently giving a Nazi Salute, you may wonder if it’s legit. Photoshop? Catching a wave at the right moment?

Fortunately, someone caught the whole thing.

At what point do you think she thought, “Oh, Crap. Gotta turn this into a wave?”

NOW We’re Positive That Pokemon Go is a Commie Plot. Thanks, Obama! (Updated)

It’s not enough that Pokemon Go is convincing kids to go outside and exercise, 0r that players are causing accidents and injuries. It’s worse than that.

Pokemon Go is teaching players the Metric System.

UPDATE: I almost forgot to mention players finding Pokémon in the Holocaust Museum!

The Obvious Reason Why All These Rockers Are Passing Away

Let’s look at the deaths from 28 December until 18 January:

Lemmy Kilmister, Motorhead, Bass and Vocals
David Bowie, Solo Artist, Keyboards and Vocals
Glen Frey, Eagles, Guitar and Vocals
Dale Griffin, Mott the Hoople, Drums
Mic Gillette, Tower of Power, Horns

Isn’t it obvious? God has a new girlfriend that sings!!!