That could be the only logical reason that someone tried to perform an exorcism on the 2 by 4s at a Pennsylvania Home Depot.
Jennifer Aniston Says She Would ‘Proudly’ Say She ‘Banged’ David Schwimmer If It ‘Happened’
Rudy Giuliani, a lawyer for former President Trump, is suspended from law practice in New York state.
On the bright side, this will give him more time to hawk Just for Men hair dye.
Today’s top story:
Former President Trump is still saying he won the 2020 election. Not only that, he now claims he’s won more Grammys than Beyonce.
in other news:
After President Biden’s dog Major nipped at a stranger recently, the dog is back in Delaware for some remedial training. When asked about it, Biden said he’s not going to whack the dog on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. He’s saving that for Mitch McConnell.
Millions of Americans are finding those stimulus payments of $1,400 per person deposited in their bank accounts this week. This means we’ll have a staggering betting pool for this year’s College Men’s Basketball Tournament.
Finally, today is St Patrick’s Day when Americans celebrate the man who drove the snakes from Ireland by driving their livers into the ground.
This morning two things happened:
- My stimulus payment arrived in my checking account
- The check engine light on my car came on
So I guess it’s a stimulus payment for my car guy.
With the confirmation hearing for Coney Barrett, the GOP has tried to claim the Democrats are making an issue of her Catholic faith.
But the Democrats have nominated Catholics to run for President: Al Smith, JFK, John Kerry, and Biden.
Of course, the GOP has nominated Catholics for the White House, too. Like… Um…
Well maybe they can pick one for 2024.
Air Fryer Hot Dogs Are the Platonic Ideal of Gas Station Roller Dogs
Serena may have lost to Simona Halep in yesterday’s Wimbledon Singles final, but she’s probably the best female tennis player at the moment.
Yet a you.gov survey in Great Britain found one in eight men think they could take a point from Serena.
The only way I could take a point from Serena would be if she double faulted.
A great Facebook post from the Prairie Progressive on Pence’s visit to an internment camp.