Here’s One Thing That Would’ve Made Trump’s Presser Worse

So, this happened…

If Trump assumes all blacks know each other, he could have asked Ms.Ryan to get him an autographed picture of Lebron James.

Trump Picking the Right Battles

Trump may not have handled North Korea’s missile test well, and we may have Russian spy vessels off our cost.

But didn’t SCROTUS do a great job kicking Nordstrom’s ass.

UPDATE: It would help if I spelled “missile” right.

This One Weird Trick Can Make Trump Even Richer!

This is speculation with no basis in fact or reality (which is so refreshing!), but I have a theory as to Donald Trump’s end game:

Piss off the nuclear powers enough that they nuke his properties world wide. Then Trump can collect on the insurance and cash in on their inflated prices! It’s Darryl Issa on steroids!