Roy Moore Thinks Evolution is Fake

This is no surprise.

“There is no such thing as evolution,” he recently told a Washington Post reporter. “That we came from a snake? No, I don’t believe that.”

If Moore gets elected (for Pete’s sake, it’s Alabama) science class will go like this:

Trump’s Unverified Quote About the End Times

America’s Baby Christian may have some views about the book of Revelation.

”I know all about the Rapture. That’s where Jesus comes down, shoots you, and eats your head. And then he goes around eating cars.”