Why not rent a hearse to follow them around during the recess?
Tag: Trump
Trump to meet with Congressional Black Caucus
I can only pray that Trump doesn’t confuse Representative Cedric Richmond (D-LA) with Cedric the Entertainer.
Update: At least Trump didn’t ask the nearest available black person to set it up.
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Here’s One Thing That Would’ve Made Trump’s Presser Worse
So, this happened…
If Trump assumes all blacks know each other, he could have asked Ms.Ryan to get him an autographed picture of Lebron James.
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The Next Step in Trump’s Relationship With the Media
If this hot mess gets any worse, at the next press conference, I expect Trump will just start flinging poo at the reporters.
That’s no metaphor. He’ll fling actual poo.
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“I’ll Take Treason for $1,000, Alex.”
So this picture floated across my Facebook feed this morning.
My question is, how quick would the GOP launch a probe if Hillary had won DESPITE Kremlin intervention?
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Trump Picking the Right Battles
Trump may not have handled North Korea’s missile test well, and we may have Russian spy vessels off our cost.
But didn’t SCROTUS do a great job kicking Nordstrom’s ass.
UPDATE: It would help if I spelled “missile” right.
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Goodbye Michael Flynn
The Flynn going away party will held in DC at Comet Ping Pong Pizza.
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Nerdprom on or off?
There are questions about the future of the White House Correspondents Dinner.
I’m sure our Putin-loving SCROTUS will be happy to attend. Journalists, I hope you enjoy your Polonium sorbet.
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This One Weird Trick Can Make Trump Even Richer!
This is speculation with no basis in fact or reality (which is so refreshing!), but I have a theory as to Donald Trump’s end game:
Piss off the nuclear powers enough that they nuke his properties world wide. Then Trump can collect on the insurance and cash in on their inflated prices! It’s Darryl Issa on steroids!
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For Trump, Cuba Has Two Options
Since President Elect Trump has threatened to blow up thawing US Cuba relations, there are two options for preventing that. Cuba can:
- Enact significant human rights reforms leading to an open, multi-party democracy
- Open a Trump Resort and Casino in Havana
