You have two choices on how to survive Planet X ‘when Nibiru wipes out Earth this Saturday’

I’d go with option one.

UPDATE: No Change — still no problem.

UPDATE 2: Sorry — false alarm.

“The world is not ending, but the world as we know it is ending,” he told The Washington Post. “A major part of the world will not be the same the beginning of October.”

So if you have bills due next week, plan on paying them. You no longer have hookers and blow money.

UPDATE 3: This just gets better and better

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And now I’ve learned something new today.

“Lust for Life” was written on a Ukulele…

No, really:

Mr. Pop and Mr. Bowie, seated on the floor — they had decided chairs were not natural — were waiting for the Armed Forces Network telecast of “Starsky & Hutch.” The network started shows with a call signal that, Mr. Pop said, went “beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep,” the rhythm, which is also like a Motown beat, that was the foundation for “Lust for Life.” Mr. Pop recalled, “He wrote the [chord] progression on ukulele, and he said, ‘Call it “Lust for Life,” write something up.’”