Prepare for Nervous Throat Clearing

2 centuries-old ships discovered at Alexandria’s waterfront | Fox News

The ships date back to the Nineteen century. If they were slave ships, Faux News will refer to them as “African Cruise Ships.”

More Fox News Butt Hurt

The ghost of Roger Ailes cries out in pain:

Time magazine leaves Second Amendment supporters off Parkland cover

Fox is also mad that Bon Appetit magaxine left Guy Fieri off the cover…