I don’t think your auto insurance covers tests of faith.
I’d go with option one.
UPDATE: No Change — still no problem.
UPDATE 2: Sorry — false alarm.
“The world is not ending, but the world as we know it is ending,” he told The Washington Post. “A major part of the world will not be the same the beginning of October.”
So if you have bills due next week, plan on paying them. You no longer have hookers and blow money.
UPDATE 3: This just gets better and better