That could be the only logical reason that someone tried to perform an exorcism on the 2 by 4s at a Pennsylvania Home Depot.
How Hard Can He Be to Find?
FBI seeks man with ‘dork’ tattoo on throat
Amazingly, not from Florida…
And You Thought Your Co-workers Gave You a Headache…
Who in the Hell Would Steal This???
National parks in Arizona using microchip tech to deter thieves
So, apparently this is a thing:
Saguaros, an enduring symbol of the Southwest, can grow to more than 40 feet tall, weigh up to a ton and live 200 years.
You can hear the thieves making off with their ill-gotten gain in the night. They’re the ones going, “Owowowowow!!!”
Roy Moore Thinks Evolution is Fake
“There is no such thing as evolution,” he recently told a Washington Post reporter. “That we came from a snake? No, I don’t believe that.”
If Moore gets elected (for Pete’s sake, it’s Alabama) science class will go like this: