How Hard Can He Be to Find?

From Oregonlive.com:

FBI seeks man with ‘dork’ tattoo on throat

Amazingly, not from Florida…

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Who in the Hell Would Steal This???

National parks in Arizona using microchip tech to deter thieves

So, apparently this is a thing:

Saguaros, an enduring symbol of the Southwest, can grow to more than 40 feet tall, weigh up to a ton and live 200 years.

You can hear the thieves making off with their ill-gotten gain in the night. They’re the ones going, “Owowowowow!!!”

Roy Moore Thinks Evolution is Fake

This is no surprise.

“There is no such thing as evolution,” he recently told a Washington Post reporter. “That we came from a snake? No, I don’t believe that.”

If Moore gets elected (for Pete’s sake, it’s Alabama) science class will go like this: