Will Smirk for Food – Page 2 – Random Rantings From a Smartass

Onion Inc. has unionized

March 29, 2018 by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Labor

Official statement.

I have no punchline.

Worst Way to Celebrate the March for Our Lives.

March 27, 2018 by WillSmirk4Food, posted in crime, Stupid

Two People Accused Of Stealing Toys From Florida Shooting Memorial | KFI AM 640

I’ll Ask. Walmarts in Alabama Sell Vegetables?

March 26, 2018 by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Strange News

20-mile chase of meth suspect ends in Walmart produce section; passenger found passed out in truck | AL.com

I thought they just sold guns and liquor.

Those PTA Bake Sales are Getting Serious

March 26, 2018 by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Strange News

Cops Shoot Woman After Bizarre Crime Spree Involving PTA Meeting Attack, Home Break-in: Police, Sources | NBC New York

Your Morning Commute. Do You Want Fries With That?

March 26, 2018 by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Strange News

McDonald’s French fries spilled over 5 freeway after truck overturns in Irvine | abc7.com

Okay, Now Trump is Getting Serious!!!

March 26, 2018 by WillSmirk4Food, posted in 2016 election, Trump

Trump administration orders 60 Russian officers out of the US over UK poisoning incident

I didn’t see in the article if each Russian gets parting gifts of a case of Turtle Wax and a year’s supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat.

I’m With You.

March 25, 2018 by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Uncategorized

From Ann Navarro

March for Our Lives: Here are some of the best signs from the demonstrations.

March 25, 2018 by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Uncategorized

Cute Alert!!!

March 25, 2018 by WillSmirk4Food, posted in cute

Golden Labrador puppy named Kaia is seen wearing a seatbelt in her owner’s car | Daily Mail Online

Talk About Bringing Rocks to a Gun Fight

March 24, 2018 by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Stupid

One Pa. district’s solution to stop school shooters? Buckets of rocks | Nation | stltoday.com

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