There are questions about the future of the White House Correspondents Dinner.
I’m sure our Putin-loving SCROTUS will be happy to attend. Journalists, I hope you enjoy your Polonium sorbet.
This One Weird Trick Can Make Trump Even Richer!
This is speculation with no basis in fact or reality (which is so refreshing!), but I have a theory as to Donald Trump’s end game:
Piss off the nuclear powers enough that they nuke his properties world wide. Then Trump can collect on the insurance and cash in on their inflated prices! It’s Darryl Issa on steroids!
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For Trump, Cuba Has Two Options
Since President Elect Trump has threatened to blow up thawing US Cuba relations, there are two options for preventing that. Cuba can:
- Enact significant human rights reforms leading to an open, multi-party democracy
- Open a Trump Resort and Casino in Havana
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Laura Ingraham Was Slow on Bending Her Elbow
If you’ve seen pictures of Laura Ingraham apparently giving a Nazi Salute, you may wonder if it’s legit. Photoshop? Catching a wave at the right moment?
Fortunately, someone caught the whole thing.
#RNCinCLE in one GIF: pic.twitter.com/OlrqbnKUVd
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) July 21, 2016
At what point do you think she thought, “Oh, Crap. Gotta turn this into a wave?”
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NOW We’re Positive That Pokemon Go is a Commie Plot. Thanks, Obama! (Updated)
It’s not enough that Pokemon Go is convincing kids to go outside and exercise, 0r that players are causing accidents and injuries. It’s worse than that.
Pokemon Go is teaching players the Metric System.
UPDATE: I almost forgot to mention players finding Pokémon in the Holocaust Museum!
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En Vogue’s “Free Your Mind” Has the Right Amount of Cow Bell
Sorry, Mr. Walken.
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Sometimes, You Just Have to Settle.
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Sanders Endorses Hillary Clinton, Cementing Democrats’ Unity
Does this make Sanders a corporate sellout?
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A Trump Slogan the GOP Will Love
The Boston Globe put out a story of how disorganized the Trump Campaign is.
In the middle of a workday this week, Trump’s state headquarters was locked, windows covered in paper, and displayed a note for visitors to call a phone number for access. By the door, there were about a half-dozen large blank posters, with this message clothes-pinned to the boards: “For the Donald Trump campaign. He’s embarrassing, but he’s ours.”
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Trump Needs Another Civics Lesson
Donald Trump met with GOP members of Congress today. There were some moments:
Another Republican in the meeting Rep. Mark Sanford (R-SC) told TPM that Trump was asked pointedly if he would defend Article I of the Constitution.
“Not only will I stand up for Article One,” Trump enthusiastically stated,
according to Sanford. “I’ll stand up for Article Two, Article 12, you name it of the Constitution.”Sanford said Trump’s lack of knowledge about how many articles exist, gave him “a little pause.” (The Constitution has seven articles and 27 amendments.)
Maybe Trump could hire two Corinthians to teach him basic civics.
