This One Weird Trick Can Make Trump Even Richer!

by smirk4food, posted in 2016 election, Economy, Foreign Policy, Nukes, Trump

This is speculation with no basis in fact or reality (which is so refreshing!), but I have a theory as to Donald Trump’s end game:

Piss off the nuclear powers enough that they nuke his properties world wide. Then Trump can collect on the insurance and cash in on their inflated prices! It’s Darryl Issa on steroids!

Laura Ingraham Was Slow on Bending Her Elbow

by smirk4food, posted in 2016 election, media, Popular Culture

If you’ve seen pictures of Laura Ingraham apparently giving a Nazi Salute, you may wonder if it’s legit. Photoshop? Catching a wave at the right moment?

Fortunately, someone caught the whole thing.

At what point do you think she thought, “Oh, Crap. Gotta turn this into a wave?”

NOW We’re Positive That Pokemon Go is a Commie Plot. Thanks, Obama! (Updated)

by smirk4food, posted in Humor, media, Popular Culture, Uncategorized

It’s not enough that Pokemon Go is convincing kids to go outside and exercise, 0r that players are causing accidents and injuries. It’s worse than that.

Pokemon Go is teaching players the Metric System.

UPDATE: I almost forgot to mention players finding Pokémon in the Holocaust Museum!

A Trump Slogan the GOP Will Love

by smirk4food, posted in 2016 election, Politics, Trump

The Boston Globe put out a story of how disorganized the Trump Campaign is.

In the middle of a workday this week, Trump’s state headquarters was locked, windows covered in paper, and displayed a note for visitors to call a phone number for access. By the door, there were about a half-dozen large blank posters, with this message clothes-pinned to the boards: “For the Donald Trump campaign. He’s embarrassing, but he’s ours.”

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