What Some People Won’t Do to Win Their March Madness Pool

From USA Today:

Nine Iranians charged in massive cyber theft campaign targeting universities, Justice says

How Hard Can He Be to Find?

From Oregonlive.com:

FBI seeks man with ‘dork’ tattoo on throat

Amazingly, not from Florida…

More Fox News Butt Hurt

The ghost of Roger Ailes cries out in pain:

Time magazine leaves Second Amendment supporters off Parkland cover

Fox is also mad that Bon Appetit magaxine left Guy Fieri off the cover…

Meet Our New National Security Advisior

From Reason:

A year before the United States would go to war with Iraq due (at least in part) to falsely believing that Saddam Hussein possessed weapons of mass destruction, Bolton was advocating that the United States should go to war with Cuba because of later debunked reports that Fidel Castro was developing weapons of mass destruction.

He’s going to be a stabilizing influence on Trump…

And You Thought Your Co-workers Gave You a Headache…

From the AP:
Man in work dispute ends up with pliers lodged in his skull.

But Putin Said The Russians Didn’t Do It

Government knows DNC hacker was Russian intel officer: report

Yes, they figured out Guccifer 2.0 was with Russian intelligence:

The Daily Beast reports that U.S. investigators identified the hacker as a Moscow-based Russian intelligence operative after the hacker failed to activate a virtual private networking (VPN) service meant to obscure the operative’s location before logging on.

The result was the operative’s Moscow IP address being caught in the logs of a U.S. social media company, allowing U.S. investigators to track the individual.

Guccifer 2.0 also screwed up when they discovered his password was “Password1234.”

This Student’s Day Isn’t Going to Get Any Worse

That’s a fail: Teen on driving test crashes through examination station in Buffalo.

Who in the Hell Would Steal This???

National parks in Arizona using microchip tech to deter thieves

So, apparently this is a thing:

Saguaros, an enduring symbol of the Southwest, can grow to more than 40 feet tall, weigh up to a ton and live 200 years.

You can hear the thieves making off with their ill-gotten gain in the night. They’re the ones going, “Owowowowow!!!”

Can You Blame Him?

Steve Bannon says he’s ready to take on every GOP Incumbent in 2018, with one exception:

“There’s a coalition coming together that’s going to challenge every Republican incumbent instead of Ted Cruz,”

I wouldn’t want to mess with the Zodiac Killer, either.