After the collapse of two banks last week, you may wonder how secure your bank might be. Here are some signs your bank might be in trouble:
- When you’re waiting at the drive-through, the bank manager squeegees your windshield for spare change
- Instead of giving you a toaster when you open a new account, they give you toast
- You try to withdraw some cash from the ATM, and the machine makes a sad trombone sound
- Your ATM card is made of actual cardboard
- They replaced the pens in the lobby with crayons – yet they’re still chained down
- The tellers are so focused on their next job when they hand you your cash they ask you if you want fries with it
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