Today’s top story:
Former President Trump is still saying he won the 2020 election. Not only that, he now claims he’s won more Grammys than Beyonce.
in other news:
After President Biden’s dog Major nipped at a stranger recently, the dog is back in Delaware for some remedial training. When asked about it, Biden said he’s not going to whack the dog on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. He’s saving that for Mitch McConnell.
Millions of Americans are finding those stimulus payments of $1,400 per person deposited in their bank accounts this week. This means we’ll have a staggering betting pool for this year’s College Men’s Basketball Tournament.
Finally, today is St Patrick’s Day when Americans celebrate the man who drove the snakes from Ireland by driving their livers into the ground.