Tag: Trial

Hunter’s Trial, Green vs. Fauci, and Mexico’s First Woman President: Headlines, June 3, 2023.

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in headlines

So did you spend the morning chopping cotton or bailing hay?

THE HUNTER BIDEN TRIAL GETS UNDERWAY.

A jury has been selected for Hunter Biden’s trial on gun charges. While the President has shown fatherly support for Hunter, I’m not sure how things will go if the Thanksgiving Dinner invitation list has to include Hunter’s probation officer.

MTG ON THE WARPATH AGAINST DR. FAUCI

Marjorie Taylor Green raked Dr. Fauci over the coals in a Congressional Hearing. Her tantrum was so intense WWE wrestlers were taking notes.

mexico elects a jewish woman as president

Okay, this is an old joke but I’m going to tell it anyway.

Claudia Sheinbaum will become Mexico’s first Jewish president and its first woman president. At the inauguration, while she’s taking the oath, Ms. Sheinbaum’s mother will nudge the person next to her and say, “See that woman? Her brother is a doctor!”

And we know what an old racist Trump is. He’s probably thinking, “We can get Mexico to pay for the wall! Their president can get it wholesale!!!”

Kim’s Poop Balloons, Trump’s Stormy Trial, & Go Tell it on The Mountain: Headlines May 29

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in headlines

My apologies for the lag in creating posts

North korea launches balloons against south Korea filled with garbage and manure

North Korea responded to propaganda leaflets launched from South Korea with balloons filled with garbage and manure. Later Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un used diplomatic back channels to ask President Biden if his refrigerator was running.

THE JURY BEGINS DELIBERATION IN THE TRUMP HUSH MONEY TRIAL.

The New York Jury is now deciding whether Trump broke the law in paying off Stormy Daniels to keep her quiet about their sexual liaison years ago. While the prosecution covered the money trail, the “catch and kill” conspiracy with The National Enquirer, and payments to Michael Cohen, they didn’t answer the biggest question: how small is Trump’s penis.

HAPPY MOUNT EVEREST DAY

May 29th is the day we celebrate the anniversary of a guy named Hillary reaching the summit of Mount Everest. Climbing Mount Everest takes skill and a great deal of bravery. It’s almost as dangerous as telling Trump he’s going to get convicted.