A sex and intimacy coach reveals the seven things you should never do after having sex, such as checking your phone, talking about your ex, or jumping out of bed. She explains that these actions can disconnect you from your partner and ruin the energy transfer that occurs during and after sex. There are some other things that you probably shouldn’t do after sex:
- Say “Wow. I hope the nanny cam caught all that action!”
- Ask your roommate to come in the bedroom to give you a high five.
- Roll over, grab your teddy bear, and fall asleep.
- Three words: Post on Facebook.
- Well, it’s a little late for this now, but the one thing you should have done after sex is ask Jeffrey Epstein to take your name off the guest list.
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