The Executive VP of the National Rifle Association, Wayne LaPierre, has resigned from the organization, ahead of the start of a civil corruption trial. New York Attorney General Leticia James is suing NRA executives for corruption, accusing them of diverting NRA cash for personal use, like designer clothes, fancy trips on private jets, and luxury cruises.
He cited health issues as his reason for resigning. Because sitting in court getting your ass sued can really wear on your well-being.
No word if LaPierre is going to start his own line of high-end clothing. He could call it “Giorio Right to Bear Armani”
It takes a lot of guts to grift an organization where you know all your members have weapons.
Remember when we thought that laundering Russian money into the Trump campaign was the worst thing they could do?
In the meantime, we can all offer LaPierre and the NRA our thoughts are prayers. While we’re stifling our laughter.
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