Queen Margrethe to abdicate after 52 years, says ‘now is the right time’
Denmark’s Queen Margrethe II announced her abdication in her New Year’s speech, saying she will hand over the throne to her son, Crown Prince Frederik, on January 14, 2024. The 83-year-old monarch cited her age, health, and the changing times as the reasons for her decision, and thanked the Danish people for their support.
In addition to Denmark, soon-to-be King Frederik also will become King of Greenland. However, to keep that title, once a year he has to fight the Abominable Snow Monster.
New York City rang in 2024 with Sparkle and Security
New York City held its annual massive New Year’s Eve celebration in Times Square Sunday night, with a dazzling ball drop and tight security measures. Hundreds of thousands of people joined the party, while the NYPD and the FBI assured there were no credible threats to the city.
The one security threat that nobody could protect against in the crowd: a drunk peeing on your shoes.
Roberts Touts AI in Courts, Dodges Ethics and Trump Issues
Chief Justice John Roberts praised the potential of artificial intelligence to improve access and efficiency in the federal courts but warned of the risks and limitations of relying on it. He did not comment on the ethical practices of the Supreme Court justices or the legal cases involving Donald Trump, which could affect the 2024 election.
Roberts’ biggest issue with AI is that billionaires can’t bribe robots.
Will Smirk for Food 