HOW HOT IS IT?
The first major heat wave will hit the Southwest this week, with temps nearing 110°. In a new promotion tied to the weather, one-arm bandits in Vegas casinos won’t dispense quarters, they’ll give winners ice cubes.
cYNDI LAUPER IS HANGING IT UP
Cyndi Lauper has announced her farewell tour. So from now on, girls just want the early bird special.
New National Pastime: chest pain
By 2050, over 60% of adults in the US will suffer from heart disease. That’s what we get for trying McDonald’s new sandwich, The Filet O’Pork Rinds.
Will Smirk for Food 