The Obvious Reason Why All These Rockers Are Passing Away

Let’s look at the deaths from 28 December until 18 January:

Lemmy Kilmister, Motorhead, Bass and Vocals
David Bowie, Solo Artist, Keyboards and Vocals
Glen Frey, Eagles, Guitar and Vocals
Dale Griffin, Mott the Hoople, Drums
Mic Gillette, Tower of Power, Horns

Isn’t it obvious? God has a new girlfriend that sings!!!

Natalie Cole Dead at 65.

In related news, 66-year-old Gloria Gaynor still survives.

Story from CNN.

UPDATE: The links are fixed

I’d Have to Win the Lottery First…

If I ever buy a yacht, I’m going to name it Boyancé.