Tag: Joke

Trump Needs Another Civics Lesson

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in 2016 election, Humor, Trump

Donald Trump met with GOP members of Congress today. There were some moments:

Another Republican in the meeting Rep. Mark Sanford (R-SC) told TPM that Trump was asked pointedly if he would defend Article I of the Constitution.

“Not only will I stand up for Article One,” Trump enthusiastically stated,
according to Sanford. “I’ll stand up for Article Two, Article 12, you name it of the Constitution.”

Sanford said Trump’s lack of knowledge about how many articles exist, gave him “a little pause.” (The Constitution has seven articles and 27 amendments.)

Maybe Trump could hire two Corinthians to teach him basic civics.

Whoever Tweets for Hillary Knows How to Deliver a Burn!

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in 2016 election, Trump

The Donald tried to deflect criticism of his Star of David tweet with this gem:

 

Which brought out this response from the former Secretary of State

 

Trump’s Unverified Quote About the End Times

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in 2016 election, Humor, Trump

America’s Baby Christian may have some views about the book of Revelation.

”I know all about the Rapture. That’s where Jesus comes down, shoots you, and eats your head. And then he goes around eating cars.”

I’m Amazed People Don’t Punch Me in the Throat More Often

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Humor

After ending a phone call with a disagreeable customer, the clerk said, “Everybody wants to argue with me today.”
I snapped, “No we don’t!”

Don’t Get Me Started on Bring Your Child to Work Day

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Caturday, Humor, Strange News

The worst part about working in a dog friendly office?

Having daily meetings to decide who’s a good boy!

The Headline Needs Work

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Humor, Strange News

At freep.com, the headline reads,  “Grosse Pointe cadaver dealer indicted in body parts case”

I remember my first car. It was a 1963 Cadaver…

How a Trump Presidency Could Lead to WWIII

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in 2016 election, Foreign Policy, Humor, Politics

Imagine a crisis arises and an aide has to tell President Trump that Vladimir Putin is on the rag.

And now, the obvious punchline.

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Humor, Science

Scientists at the American Museum of Natural History in New York have named a new species of leech after Amy Tan, bestselling author of such novels as The Joy Luck Club and The Bonesetter’s Daughter.

That’s the story. It’s a tiny blood-sucking leech from Australia. So why isn’t it named after Rupert Murdoch? 

Physicists in the Mail Room

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Caturday, Humor

I was coming back from lunch when a mail clerk came by with a package. A friend called out to him, and this is how the actual conversation went…

“Hey, Bill. What do you have in the box?”

“I think it’s a cat.”

“Is it alive or dead?”

“I don’t know.”

So, apparently, Schrodinger works in our mail room…

Some Bravery at the Grocery.

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Humor

This evening, my wife told me the Grocery store was handing out samples of “Devil’s Cheese.”

I Immediately asked, “Who has the cajones to milk Satan?”