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Hunter’s Trial, Green vs. Fauci, and Mexico’s First Woman President: Headlines, June 3, 2023.

June 3, 2024 by WillSmirk4Food, posted in headlines

So did you spend the morning chopping cotton or bailing hay?

THE HUNTER BIDEN TRIAL GETS UNDERWAY.

A jury has been selected for Hunter Biden’s trial on gun charges. While the President has shown fatherly support for Hunter, I’m not sure how things will go if the Thanksgiving Dinner invitation list has to include Hunter’s probation officer.

MTG ON THE WARPATH AGAINST DR. FAUCI

Marjorie Taylor Green raked Dr. Fauci over the coals in a Congressional Hearing. Her tantrum was so intense WWE wrestlers were taking notes.

mexico elects a jewish woman as president

Okay, this is an old joke but I’m going to tell it anyway.

Claudia Sheinbaum will become Mexico’s first Jewish president and its first woman president. At the inauguration, while she’s taking the oath, Ms. Sheinbaum’s mother will nudge the person next to her and say, “See that woman? Her brother is a doctor!”

And we know what an old racist Trump is. He’s probably thinking, “We can get Mexico to pay for the wall! Their president can get it wholesale!!!”

NRA Executive VP Steps Down, Says He’s Proud of His Accomplishments and His Closet Full of Designer Suits

January 5, 2024 by WillSmirk4Food, posted in guns, Humor, Uncategorized

The Executive VP of the National Rifle Association, Wayne LaPierre, has resigned from the organization, ahead of the start of a civil corruption trial. New York Attorney General Leticia James is suing NRA executives for corruption, accusing them of diverting NRA cash for personal use, like designer clothes, fancy trips on private jets, and luxury cruises.

He cited health issues as his reason for resigning. Because sitting in court getting your ass sued can really wear on your well-being.

No word if LaPierre is going to start his own line of high-end clothing. He could call it “Giorio Right to Bear Armani”

It takes a lot of guts to grift an organization where you know all your members have weapons.

Remember when we thought that laundering Russian money into the Trump campaign was the worst thing they could do?

In the meantime, we can all offer LaPierre and the NRA our thoughts are prayers. While we’re stifling our laughter.