Tag: ESPN

When Your College Football Team Isn’t Playoff Material

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in Uncategorized

The Michigan Wolverines face off against the Washington Huskies in the 2024 College Football Playoff tonight. Maybe you’d like to see your team make the playoffs next season. But it may not happen, especially if your team isn’t very good.

Here are some signs that your college football team isn’t playoff material:

  • The offensive linemen were challenged to a game of “Red Rover” by a local middle school. They lost.
  • Game highlights aren’t shown on ESPN’s “Sports Center.” They’re shown on “America’s Funniest Home Videos.”
  • Most of the team’s game balls have gone to the punter.
  • The last thing your wide receiver caught was food poisoning
  • The players commit so many penalties, your coaching staff includes a probation officer
  • The other team stole your signals but gave them back out of pity.
  • The coaching staff can’t come up with an offensive strategy, a defensive game plan, and on their way to the stadium the team bus got lost.

Keeping you Abreast, a Wintry Weekend, & Green Day: Headlines, January 3

by WillSmirk4Food, posted in headlines, Humor

ESPN exposes more than just college football on New Year’s Day

ESPN’s New Year’s Day broadcast of the College Football Playoff semifinals was marred by a mishap that showed a woman flashing herself on Bourbon Street. The network faced ridicule and criticism for the blunder, which overshadowed the thrilling games on the field.

I want to know if the ESPN film crew threw the lass some beads.

Snow, Rain, and Wind: Winter Storm Threatens the East This Weekend

A winter storm will likely bring snow, rain, and wind to parts of the East this weekend, but the snowfall forecast is highly uncertain. The storm’s track and the availability of cold air are two factors that will determine how much snow will fall and where especially near the Interstate 95 corridor.

The worst part is some people on the East Coast still can’t remember where they parked their cars on New Year’s Eve.

Green Day Slams ‘MAGA Agenda’ in New Year’s Eve Show, Sparks Outrage Among Trump Fans

Green Day altered the lyrics of their 2004 hit “American Idiot” to denounce Trump supporters during their performance at Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest. The punk trio, with a history of anti-Trump activism, faced a backlash from angry fans on Twitter while preparing to release their new album, Saviors, later this month.

Trump supporters were all up in arms, asking the band, “Can’t you be less political, like those nice boys in ‘Rage Against the Machine?'”