Jailbird Bannon, Boeing Hook-Up, & The Veep Race Heats Up: Headlines, June 6, 2024

Steve bannon headed to the pokey

Former Trump advisor has been ordered to report to prison to serve his sentence for contempt of Congress. Bannon had lost his most recent appeal, and had planned to keep appealing until he could serve his sentence in a nursing home.

One small step for boeing

Despite some problems with thrusters, Boeing’s Starliner spacecraft hooked up with the International Space Station. And this is after a string of technical problems that kept delaying the test launch. If there were any more delays, NASA was going to have to switch to hiring Uber.

TRUMP HAS A SHORT LIST

Trump has eliminated potential Vice Presidental candidates — like the ones that shoot puppiesand now has narrowed down his prospect to a handful. Further vetting is planned, and then Trump will judge the final phase: the swimsuit competition.

Georgia on Trump’s Mind, Mirth Control, & Boeing in Orbit: Headlines, June 5, 2024

The georgia voter fraud case is on hold

A Georgia appeals court has paused the voter fraud case against Donald Trump and others while it decides if the prosecutor can stay on the case. The issue is whether Fani Willis had an improper relationship with a special prosecutor. The appeals court will decide the case on it’s own schedule, while Trump wants the court to keep the case on hold until Satan purchases a Zamboni.

GOP: say no to the pill

Senate Republicans blocked a bill that would guarantee access to birth control. Democrats want to make sure that Americans have the ability for family planning, while the GOP takes note while watching “The Handmaid’s Tale.”

boeing in space

The Boeing Starliner spaceship has launched off from Cape Canaveral. And the best news is, none of the doors fell off.