Five Names for the Oregon Standoff. Number Two Will Freak You Out!

Sorry. I’ve been dying to try a click-bait headline to see what would happen.

I know Twitter has named the Bundy Gang in Oregon such things as “Y’allQuaida” and “VanillaISIS,” But what should we call the actual occupation itself? Here are my suggestions:

  1. Occupy Bird Poop
  2. Hick Lives Matter
  3. Operation Defective Storm
  4. The Battle of the Bullshit
  5. Million Clown March

The Perfect Comment about VanillaISIS

It’s summed up in this tweet.
UPDATE: The link is fixed.