Okay, Now Trump is Getting Serious!!!

Trump administration orders 60 Russian officers out of the US over UK poisoning incident

I didn’t see in the article if each Russian gets parting gifts of a case of Turtle Wax and a year’s supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat.

March for Our Lives: Here are some of the best signs from the demonstrations.

From Slate.

Cute Alert!!!

Golden Labrador puppy named Kaia is seen wearing a seatbelt in her owner’s car | Daily Mail Online

Talk About Bringing Rocks to a Gun Fight

One Pa. district’s solution to stop school shooters? Buckets of rocks | Nation | stltoday.com

Definitely Not An Act of God

Mom crashed car to prove God would protect her kids, cops say

I don’t think your auto insurance covers tests of faith.

Who Put a Bug up Joe Scarborough’s Ass?

John Bolton’s appointment is a fitting coda to conservatism’s failures – The Washington Post

Tell us how you really feel. Will you finally admit Morning Joe was a daily infomercial for the Deranged Shitgibbon???

Who Wants to Lick Mr. Rogers??

Mr. Rogers is being honored with U.S. stamp | New York Post

Prepare for Nervous Throat Clearing

2 centuries-old ships discovered at Alexandria’s waterfront | Fox News

The ships date back to the Nineteen century. If they were slave ships, Faux News will refer to them as “African Cruise Ships.”

You know, Hitler had a dog.

So I guess this meme isn’t as valid as I thought it once was…