Anybody Up for Some #BundyEroticFanFic?

Yes, yes, YES!!!

Details at Joe My God.

Who would be the worst D & D dungeon master?

I’m thinking George R. R. Martin.
“What do you mean we’re all dead? We only started playing 15 minutes ago!!!”

Five Names for the Oregon Standoff. Number Two Will Freak You Out!

Sorry. I’ve been dying to try a click-bait headline to see what would happen.

I know Twitter has named the Bundy Gang in Oregon such things as “Y’allQuaida” and “VanillaISIS,” But what should we call the actual occupation itself? Here are my suggestions:

  1. Occupy Bird Poop
  2. Hick Lives Matter
  3. Operation Defective Storm
  4. The Battle of the Bullshit
  5. Million Clown March

The Perfect Comment about VanillaISIS

It’s summed up in this tweet.
UPDATE: The link is fixed.

A Quick Look at the Constitution: Bureau of Land Management

I’m going to be serious for a minute. These Yahoos of VanillaISIS say the constitution doesn’t allow for public lands? Yes, it does.

The Congress shall have Power to dispose of and make all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or other Property belonging to the United States; and nothing in this Constitution shall be so construed as to Prejudice any Claims of the United States, or of any particular State.

The Oregon Territory was obtained via treaty with England (we got the Pacific NW, England got British Columbia). It began as public land and those portions not sold or turned over to the state of Oregon remain public land.

Oregon Standoff FAQ

Aside from the fact that Oregon standoff sounds like a sex act, you can get all the details on VanillaISIS from The Onion.

How Ubiquitous are Cats on the ‘Net?

Last night my tablet coughed up a hairball.

UPDATE: The link is fixed.

Florida Dad of the Year

What’s the one thing a dad is supposed to do? Keep her daughter off the pole!!!

Natalie Cole Dead at 65.

In related news, 66-year-old Gloria Gaynor still survives.

Story from CNN.

UPDATE: The links are fixed

I’d Have to Win the Lottery First…

If I ever buy a yacht, I’m going to name it Boyancé.