A Trump Slogan the GOP Will Love

The Boston Globe put out a story of how disorganized the Trump Campaign is.

In the middle of a workday this week, Trump’s state headquarters was locked, windows covered in paper, and displayed a note for visitors to call a phone number for access. By the door, there were about a half-dozen large blank posters, with this message clothes-pinned to the boards: “For the Donald Trump campaign. He’s embarrassing, but he’s ours.”

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Trump Needs Another Civics Lesson

Donald Trump met with GOP members of Congress today. There were some moments:

Another Republican in the meeting Rep. Mark Sanford (R-SC) told TPM that Trump was asked pointedly if he would defend Article I of the Constitution.

“Not only will I stand up for Article One,” Trump enthusiastically stated,
according to Sanford. “I’ll stand up for Article Two, Article 12, you name it of the Constitution.”

Sanford said Trump’s lack of knowledge about how many articles exist, gave him “a little pause.” (The Constitution has seven articles and 27 amendments.)

Maybe Trump could hire two Corinthians to teach him basic civics.

Whoever Tweets for Hillary Knows How to Deliver a Burn!

The Donald tried to deflect criticism of his Star of David tweet with this gem:

 

Which brought out this response from the former Secretary of State

 

Trump’s Unverified Quote About the End Times

America’s Baby Christian may have some views about the book of Revelation.

”I know all about the Rapture. That’s where Jesus comes down, shoots you, and eats your head. And then he goes around eating cars.”

I’m Amazed People Don’t Punch Me in the Throat More Often

After ending a phone call with a disagreeable customer, the clerk said, “Everybody wants to argue with me today.”
I snapped, “No we don’t!”

Don’t Get Me Started on Bring Your Child to Work Day

The worst part about working in a dog friendly office?

Having daily meetings to decide who’s a good boy!

The Headline Needs Work

At freep.com, the headline reads,  “Grosse Pointe cadaver dealer indicted in body parts case

I remember my first car. It was a 1963 Cadaver…

A Clear Indication That 2016 is Not 2008

There’s no way Hillary Clinton will finish the Iowa Caucuses in third place.

How a Trump Presidency Could Lead to WWIII

Imagine a crisis arises and an aide has to tell President Trump that Vladimir Putin is on the rag.

I Hope I Die Before I Ever Hear This Quote From a Pundit

I worry that, 10 or 20 years in the future, some political hack says, “I honestly think that Donald Trump and Ted Cruz would just be too liberal for today’s GOP.”