Trump may not have handled North Korea’s missile test well, and we may have Russian spy vessels off our cost.
But didn’t SCROTUS do a great job kicking Nordstrom’s ass.
UPDATE: It would help if I spelled “missile” right.
Goodbye Michael Flynn
The Flynn going away party will held in DC at Comet Ping Pong Pizza.
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Nerdprom on or off?
There are questions about the future of the White House Correspondents Dinner.
I’m sure our Putin-loving SCROTUS will be happy to attend. Journalists, I hope you enjoy your Polonium sorbet.
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This One Weird Trick Can Make Trump Even Richer!
This is speculation with no basis in fact or reality (which is so refreshing!), but I have a theory as to Donald Trump’s end game:
Piss off the nuclear powers enough that they nuke his properties world wide. Then Trump can collect on the insurance and cash in on their inflated prices! It’s Darryl Issa on steroids!
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For Trump, Cuba Has Two Options
Since President Elect Trump has threatened to blow up thawing US Cuba relations, there are two options for preventing that. Cuba can:
- Enact significant human rights reforms leading to an open, multi-party democracy
- Open a Trump Resort and Casino in Havana
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Laura Ingraham Was Slow on Bending Her Elbow
If you’ve seen pictures of Laura Ingraham apparently giving a Nazi Salute, you may wonder if it’s legit. Photoshop? Catching a wave at the right moment?
Fortunately, someone caught the whole thing.
#RNCinCLE in one GIF: pic.twitter.com/OlrqbnKUVd
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) July 21, 2016
At what point do you think she thought, “Oh, Crap. Gotta turn this into a wave?”
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NOW We’re Positive That Pokemon Go is a Commie Plot. Thanks, Obama! (Updated)
It’s not enough that Pokemon Go is convincing kids to go outside and exercise, 0r that players are causing accidents and injuries. It’s worse than that.
Pokemon Go is teaching players the Metric System.
UPDATE: I almost forgot to mention players finding Pokémon in the Holocaust Museum!
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En Vogue’s “Free Your Mind” Has the Right Amount of Cow Bell
Sorry, Mr. Walken.
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Sometimes, You Just Have to Settle.
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Sanders Endorses Hillary Clinton, Cementing Democrats’ Unity
Does this make Sanders a corporate sellout?
Will Smirk for Food 