Insert your own Get Smart “Cone of Silence” Joke Here

At least, that’s what we taxpayers are funding at the EPA.

From Steve Benen at The Maddow blog.

It’s The Question We’ve Been Asking All Weekend

Chiefs QB: Why is Trump condemning football players more harshly than white supremacists?

From The Hill

Want to Show Your Senators You Oppose TrumpCare, But You Can’t Speak to Them? Here’s an Idea.

Why not rent a hearse to follow them around during the recess?

Trump to meet with Congressional Black Caucus

I can only pray that Trump doesn’t confuse Representative Cedric Richmond (D-LA) with Cedric the Entertainer. 

Update: At least Trump didn’t ask the nearest available black person to set it up. 

Here’s One Thing That Would’ve Made Trump’s Presser Worse

So, this happened…

If Trump assumes all blacks know each other, he could have asked Ms.Ryan to get him an autographed picture of Lebron James.

The Next Step in Trump’s Relationship With the Media

If this hot mess gets any worse, at the next press conference, I expect Trump will just start flinging poo at the reporters. 

That’s no metaphor. He’ll fling actual poo. 

“I’ll Take Treason for $1,000, Alex.”

So this picture floated across my Facebook feed this morning. 

My question is, how quick would the GOP launch a probe if Hillary had won DESPITE Kremlin intervention? 

Trump Picking the Right Battles

Trump may not have handled North Korea’s missile test well, and we may have Russian spy vessels off our cost.

But didn’t SCROTUS do a great job kicking Nordstrom’s ass.

UPDATE: It would help if I spelled “missile” right.

Goodbye Michael Flynn

The Flynn going away party will held in DC at Comet Ping Pong Pizza. 

Nerdprom on or off?

There are questions about the future of the White House Correspondents Dinner.

I’m sure our Putin-loving SCROTUS will be happy to attend. Journalists, I hope you enjoy your Polonium sorbet.