The Headline Needs Work

At freep.com, the headline reads,  “Grosse Pointe cadaver dealer indicted in body parts case

I remember my first car. It was a 1963 Cadaver…

New York: All the Latest Conveniences. Like Masturbation Booths

It could have been a new AT&T campaign, called, “Reach Out and Touch Yourself.

And now I’ve learned something new today.

“Lust for Life” was written on a Ukulele…

No, really:

Mr. Pop and Mr. Bowie, seated on the floor — they had decided chairs were not natural — were waiting for the Armed Forces Network telecast of “Starsky & Hutch.” The network started shows with a call signal that, Mr. Pop said, went “beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep,” the rhythm, which is also like a Motown beat, that was the foundation for “Lust for Life.” Mr. Pop recalled, “He wrote the [chord] progression on ukulele, and he said, ‘Call it “Lust for Life,” write something up.’”

Sometimes a Headline Seems Too Good to be True.

Salem Witch Trials Execution Site Found, And It’s Behind A Walgreens.

UPDATE: Best comment on the story:

Now I know where all the cool kids will hang out on Halloween.

Anybody Up for Some #BundyEroticFanFic?

Yes, yes, YES!!!

Details at Joe My God.

Florida Dad of the Year

What’s the one thing a dad is supposed to do? Keep her daughter off the pole!!!

We have a name for a new minor league baseball team

How about the Virginia Rabid Otters?

What was the rush?

Don’t declare someone dead until kids are poking the body with a stick…
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