A Real TV Dinner?

Netflix is opening a pop-up restaurant that will feature entrees from its cooking shows.

Does that mean you pay a monthly subscription fee and every so often they mail you food?

I hope they’re limiting the entrees to their cooking shows. If you can order something from the series Dahmer, I think I’ll pass.

My First Thought Was, “Did They Find it Near The Airport?”

Another Revolutionary War shipwreck — complete with cannons — found in York River

All I Can Wonder is, “Has Ron Jeremy Signed His Donor Card?”

USA TODAY: U.S. vet receives first total penis, scrotum transplant

https://usat.ly/2vDM2Nt

I’ll Ask. Walmarts in Alabama Sell Vegetables?

20-mile chase of meth suspect ends in Walmart produce section; passenger found passed out in truck | AL.com

I thought they just sold guns and liquor.

Those PTA Bake Sales are Getting Serious

Cops Shoot Woman After Bizarre Crime Spree Involving PTA Meeting Attack, Home Break-in: Police, Sources | NBC New York

Your Morning Commute. Do You Want Fries With That?

McDonald’s French fries spilled over 5 freeway after truck overturns in Irvine | abc7.com

And You Thought Your Co-workers Gave You a Headache…

From the AP:
Man in work dispute ends up with pliers lodged in his skull.

This Student’s Day Isn’t Going to Get Any Worse

That’s a fail: Teen on driving test crashes through examination station in Buffalo.

You have two choices on how to survive Planet X ‘when Nibiru wipes out Earth this Saturday’

I’d go with option one.

UPDATE: No Change — still no problem.

UPDATE 2: Sorry — false alarm.

“The world is not ending, but the world as we know it is ending,” he told The Washington Post. “A major part of the world will not be the same the beginning of October.”

So if you have bills due next week, plan on paying them. You no longer have hookers and blow money.

UPDATE 3: This just gets better and better

Don’t Get Me Started on Bring Your Child to Work Day

The worst part about working in a dog friendly office?

Having daily meetings to decide who’s a good boy!