We Will Miss All of George Santos’s Accomplishments

Now that the House of Representatives has ousted George Santos from his seat, we should take a moment to remember all of the things that Santos has done over the years.

  • Winning the Heisman Trophy as a punter for Appalachian State
  • Taking the famous photo of the Marines raising the flag on Iwo Jima
  • Writing the screenplay for Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Playing the voice of Daffy Duck in Space Jam 2

As a side note, Santos left the House chamber before the vote was completed. He was probably checking the pockets of coats hung up in the coat room to look for loose change.

And then there’s this:

Emeril Didn’t Bomb Cambodia

Anthony Bourdain didn’t have a favorable opinion of Henry Kissinger:

Can You Blame Him?

Steve Bannon says he’s ready to take on every GOP Incumbent in 2018, with one exception:

“There’s a coalition coming together that’s going to challenge every Republican incumbent instead of Ted Cruz,”

I wouldn’t want to mess with the Zodiac Killer, either.

Roy Moore Thinks Evolution is Fake

This is no surprise.

“There is no such thing as evolution,” he recently told a Washington Post reporter. “That we came from a snake? No, I don’t believe that.”

If Moore gets elected (for Pete’s sake, it’s Alabama) science class will go like this:

Want to Show Your Senators You Oppose TrumpCare, But You Can’t Speak to Them? Here’s an Idea.

Why not rent a hearse to follow them around during the recess?

Trump to meet with Congressional Black Caucus

I can only pray that Trump doesn’t confuse Representative Cedric Richmond (D-LA) with Cedric the Entertainer. 

Update: At least Trump didn’t ask the nearest available black person to set it up. 

“I’ll Take Treason for $1,000, Alex.”

So this picture floated across my Facebook feed this morning. 

My question is, how quick would the GOP launch a probe if Hillary had won DESPITE Kremlin intervention? 

Goodbye Michael Flynn

The Flynn going away party will held in DC at Comet Ping Pong Pizza. 

For Trump, Cuba Has Two Options

Since President Elect Trump has threatened to blow up thawing US Cuba relations, there are two options for preventing that. Cuba can:

  • Enact significant human rights reforms leading to an open, multi-party democracy
  • Open a Trump Resort and Casino in Havana

A Trump Slogan the GOP Will Love

The Boston Globe put out a story of how disorganized the Trump Campaign is.

In the middle of a workday this week, Trump’s state headquarters was locked, windows covered in paper, and displayed a note for visitors to call a phone number for access. By the door, there were about a half-dozen large blank posters, with this message clothes-pinned to the boards: “For the Donald Trump campaign. He’s embarrassing, but he’s ours.”

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