A Real TV Dinner?

Netflix is opening a pop-up restaurant that will feature entrees from its cooking shows.

Does that mean you pay a monthly subscription fee and every so often they mail you food?

I hope they’re limiting the entrees to their cooking shows. If you can order something from the series Dahmer, I think I’ll pass.

Who Put a Bug up Joe Scarborough’s Ass?

John Bolton’s appointment is a fitting coda to conservatism’s failures – The Washington Post

Tell us how you really feel. Will you finally admit Morning Joe was a daily infomercial for the Deranged Shitgibbon???

Never Mind Tugging on Superman’s Cape. Don’t F*ck With Jimmy Kimmel!

He’s only using his words, but he can still cut a bitch.

Here’s One Thing That Would’ve Made Trump’s Presser Worse

So, this happened…

If Trump assumes all blacks know each other, he could have asked Ms.Ryan to get him an autographed picture of Lebron James.

Why Can’t I Write Headlines Like This?

​Lake Berryessa’s Glory Hole to spill over for first time in 10 years.
I can’t even… 

The Next Step in Trump’s Relationship With the Media

If this hot mess gets any worse, at the next press conference, I expect Trump will just start flinging poo at the reporters. 

That’s no metaphor. He’ll fling actual poo. 

Nerdprom on or off?

There are questions about the future of the White House Correspondents Dinner.

I’m sure our Putin-loving SCROTUS will be happy to attend. Journalists, I hope you enjoy your Polonium sorbet. 

Laura Ingraham Was Slow on Bending Her Elbow

If you’ve seen pictures of Laura Ingraham apparently giving a Nazi Salute, you may wonder if it’s legit. Photoshop? Catching a wave at the right moment?

Fortunately, someone caught the whole thing.

At what point do you think she thought, “Oh, Crap. Gotta turn this into a wave?”

NOW We’re Positive That Pokemon Go is a Commie Plot. Thanks, Obama! (Updated)

It’s not enough that Pokemon Go is convincing kids to go outside and exercise, 0r that players are causing accidents and injuries. It’s worse than that.

Pokemon Go is teaching players the Metric System.

UPDATE: I almost forgot to mention players finding Pokémon in the Holocaust Museum!

It Finally Happened

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