I’m thinking George R. R. Martin.
“What do you mean we’re all dead? We only started playing 15 minutes ago!!!”
Category: Humor
Five Names for the Oregon Standoff. Number Two Will Freak You Out!
Sorry. I’ve been dying to try a click-bait headline to see what would happen.
I know Twitter has named the Bundy Gang in Oregon such things as “Y’allQuaida” and “VanillaISIS,” But what should we call the actual occupation itself? Here are my suggestions:
- Occupy Bird Poop
- Hick Lives Matter
- Operation Defective Storm
- The Battle of the Bullshit
- Million Clown March
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The Perfect Comment about VanillaISIS
Oregon Standoff FAQ
Aside from the fact that Oregon standoff sounds like a sex act, you can get all the details on VanillaISIS from The Onion.
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How Ubiquitous are Cats on the ‘Net?
Florida Dad of the Year
What’s the one thing a dad is supposed to do? Keep her daughter off the pole!!!
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Natalie Cole Dead at 65.
In related news, 66-year-old Gloria Gaynor still survives.
Story from CNN.
UPDATE: The links are fixed
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I’d Have to Win the Lottery First…
If I ever buy a yacht, I’m going to name it Boyancé.
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We have a name for a new minor league baseball team
How about the Virginia Rabid Otters?
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What was the rush?
Don’t declare someone dead until kids are poking the body with a stick…
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