After ending a phone call with a disagreeable customer, the clerk said, “Everybody wants to argue with me today.”
I snapped, “No we don’t!”
Category: Humor
Don’t Get Me Started on Bring Your Child to Work Day
The worst part about working in a dog friendly office?
Having daily meetings to decide who’s a good boy!
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The Headline Needs Work
At freep.com, the headline reads, “Grosse Pointe cadaver dealer indicted in body parts case”
I remember my first car. It was a 1963 Cadaver…
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How a Trump Presidency Could Lead to WWIII
Imagine a crisis arises and an aide has to tell President Trump that Vladimir Putin is on the rag.
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And now, the obvious punchline.
Scientists at the American Museum of Natural History in New York have named a new species of leech after Amy Tan, bestselling author of such novels as The Joy Luck Club and The Bonesetter’s Daughter.
That’s the story. It’s a tiny blood-sucking leech from Australia. So why isn’t it named after Rupert Murdoch?
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Physicists in the Mail Room
I was coming back from lunch when a mail clerk came by with a package. A friend called out to him, and this is how the actual conversation went…
“Hey, Bill. What do you have in the box?”
“I think it’s a cat.”
“Is it alive or dead?”
“I don’t know.”
So, apparently, Schrodinger works in our mail room…
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Some Bravery at the Grocery.
This evening, my wife told me the Grocery store was handing out samples of “Devil’s Cheese.”
I Immediately asked, “Who has the cajones to milk Satan?”
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The Obvious Reason Why All These Rockers Are Passing Away
Let’s look at the deaths from 28 December until 18 January:
Lemmy Kilmister, Motorhead, Bass and Vocals
David Bowie, Solo Artist, Keyboards and Vocals
Glen Frey, Eagles, Guitar and Vocals
Dale Griffin, Mott the Hoople, Drums
Mic Gillette, Tower of Power, Horns
Isn’t it obvious? God has a new girlfriend that sings!!!
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Again, I weep for my nation…
I pray this sign is a satire.
If it’s real, I wonder if Obama will make us cross dress.
Will Smirk for Food 