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Category: Humor
What Some People Won’t Do to Win Their March Madness Pool
Nine Iranians charged in massive cyber theft campaign targeting universities, Justice says
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You have two choices on how to survive Planet X ‘when Nibiru wipes out Earth this Saturday’
I’d go with option one.
UPDATE: No Change — still no problem.
UPDATE 2: Sorry — false alarm.
“The world is not ending, but the world as we know it is ending,” he told The Washington Post. “A major part of the world will not be the same the beginning of October.”
So if you have bills due next week, plan on paying them. You no longer have hookers and blow money.
UPDATE 3: This just gets better and better
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The Worst “Work From Home” Challenge
I tried some team-building activities during a period when I worked from home.
The cat was pissed because I landed on her during the trust fall.
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Why Can’t I Write Headlines Like This?
Lake Berryessa’s Glory Hole to spill over for first time in 10 years.
I can’t even…
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Auto Complete is Weird
I typed, “I’m feeling,” and my phone suggested ”pretty.”
Nice to know it encourages self esteem.
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Here’s What I Don’t Understand About February 15th
NOW We’re Positive That Pokemon Go is a Commie Plot. Thanks, Obama! (Updated)
It’s not enough that Pokemon Go is convincing kids to go outside and exercise, 0r that players are causing accidents and injuries. It’s worse than that.
Pokemon Go is teaching players the Metric System.
UPDATE: I almost forgot to mention players finding Pokémon in the Holocaust Museum!
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Trump Needs Another Civics Lesson
Donald Trump met with GOP members of Congress today. There were some moments:
Another Republican in the meeting Rep. Mark Sanford (R-SC) told TPM that Trump was asked pointedly if he would defend Article I of the Constitution.
“Not only will I stand up for Article One,” Trump enthusiastically stated,
according to Sanford. “I’ll stand up for Article Two, Article 12, you name it of the Constitution.”Sanford said Trump’s lack of knowledge about how many articles exist, gave him “a little pause.” (The Constitution has seven articles and 27 amendments.)
Maybe Trump could hire two Corinthians to teach him basic civics.
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Trump’s Unverified Quote About the End Times
America’s Baby Christian may have some views about the book of Revelation.
”I know all about the Rapture. That’s where Jesus comes down, shoots you, and eats your head. And then he goes around eating cars.”
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