A Charity Just Rented Out Trump’s Childhood Home For Refugees

Ha. Hah hah. BWAAAAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAHHHHHHHH! OH… Oh, my God… Whew. Sorry…

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Want to Show Your Senators You Oppose TrumpCare, But You Can’t Speak to Them? Here’s an Idea.

Why not rent a hearse to follow them around during the recess?

Trump to meet with Congressional Black Caucus

I can only pray that Trump doesn’t confuse Representative Cedric Richmond (D-LA) with Cedric the Entertainer. 

Update: At least Trump didn’t ask the nearest available black person to set it up. 

The Worst “Work From Home” Challenge

I tried some team-building activities during a period when I worked from home.

The cat was pissed because I landed on her during the trust fall.

Here’s One Thing That Would’ve Made Trump’s Presser Worse

So, this happened…

If Trump assumes all blacks know each other, he could have asked Ms.Ryan to get him an autographed picture of Lebron James.

Why Can’t I Write Headlines Like This?

​Lake Berryessa’s Glory Hole to spill over for first time in 10 years.
I can’t even… 

The Next Step in Trump’s Relationship With the Media

If this hot mess gets any worse, at the next press conference, I expect Trump will just start flinging poo at the reporters. 

That’s no metaphor. He’ll fling actual poo. 

Auto Complete is Weird

I typed, “I’m feeling,” and my phone suggested ”pretty.”

Nice to know it encourages self esteem.

“I’ll Take Treason for $1,000, Alex.”

So this picture floated across my Facebook feed this morning. 

My question is, how quick would the GOP launch a probe if Hillary had won DESPITE Kremlin intervention? 

Here’s What I Don’t Understand About February 15th

So Candy is half price… Stuffed Animals are half price…

Diamonds, not so much…