Kim’s Poop Balloons, Trump’s Stormy Trial, & Go Tell it on The Mountain: Headlines May 29

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North korea launches balloons against south Korea filled with garbage and manure

North Korea responded to propaganda leaflets launched from South Korea with balloons filled with garbage and manure. Later Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un used diplomatic back channels to ask President Biden if his refrigerator was running.

THE JURY BEGINS DELIBERATION IN THE TRUMP HUSH MONEY TRIAL.

The New York Jury is now deciding whether Trump broke the law in paying off Stormy Daniels to keep her quiet about their sexual liaison years ago. While the prosecution covered the money trail, the “catch and kill” conspiracy with The National Enquirer, and payments to Michael Cohen, they didn’t answer the biggest question: how small is Trump’s penis.

HAPPY MOUNT EVEREST DAY

May 29th is the day we celebrate the anniversary of a guy named Hillary reaching the summit of Mount Everest. Climbing Mount Everest takes skill and a great deal of bravery. It’s almost as dangerous as telling Trump he’s going to get convicted.

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