The Michigan Wolverines face off against the Washington Huskies in the 2024 College Football Playoff tonight. Maybe you’d like to see your team make the playoffs next season. But it may not happen, especially if your team isn’t very good.
Here are some signs that your college football team isn’t playoff material:
- The offensive linemen were challenged to a game of “Red Rover” by a local middle school. They lost.
- Game highlights aren’t shown on ESPN’s “Sports Center.” They’re shown on “America’s Funniest Home Videos.”
- Most of the team’s game balls have gone to the punter.
- The last thing your wide receiver caught was food poisoning
- The players commit so many penalties, your coaching staff includes a probation officer
- The other team stole your signals but gave them back out of pity.
- The coaching staff can’t come up with an offensive strategy, a defensive game plan, and on their way to the stadium the team bus got lost.
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